Description
Anti-Valentine's Day Novelty Candy for the Cynical and Love-Scorned
Valentine's Sucks Dicks (3 oz.) is the perfect antidote for anyone feeling jaded about Valentine's Day. Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces of delicious candy with a hilariously irreverent attitude, perfect for the lovesick, the love-scorned, or anyone who finds the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating.
Key Features
- 3 oz. bag with approximately 100 pieces of candy
- Hilarious anti-Valentine's Day novelty candy
- Perfect gag gift, party favor, or self-indulgent treat
- Great for those who prefer to celebrate their cynicism in style
Cheeky, delicious, and perfectly irreverent, Valentine's Sucks Dicks is the novelty candy that makes every February 14th a little more bearable.
