{"product_id":"valentines-sucks-dicks-3-oz-bag","title":"Valentine's Sucks Dicks 3 oz. Bag","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAnti-Valentine's Day Novelty Candy for the Cynical and Love-Scorned\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Sucks Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e (3 oz.) is the perfect antidote for anyone feeling jaded about Valentine's Day. Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces of delicious candy with a hilariously irreverent attitude, perfect for the lovesick, the love-scorned, or anyone who finds the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 oz. bag with approximately 100 pieces of candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious anti-Valentine's Day novelty candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gag gift, party favor, or self-indulgent treat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for those who prefer to celebrate their cynicism in style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheeky, delicious, and perfectly irreverent, Valentine's Sucks Dicks is the novelty candy that makes every February 14th a little more bearable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63067567194461,"sku":"91810","price":14.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6855\/3053\/files\/unwatermarked_unnamed_1.png?v=1772081567","url":"https:\/\/mydevilishdesires.com\/products\/valentines-sucks-dicks-3-oz-bag","provider":"My Devilish Desires USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}